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Barely Irish
We make the soda bread with the Currants because Mom says We’re Irish, like it’s more than Bone-dry scones and spiked Coffee in the middle of March. We Slather on Kerrygold and the Celtic Cross like we actually go to church, But we’re not Catholic and we’re Not Protestant, just dressed In layers of basil-sage-shamrock With plastic beads and kiss me On either cheek, clinking pints One day out of each year like We even know our genealogy. I Guess it’s not appearances, my Mom’s got emerald eyes but mine Are just mucky brown, maybe German with some thin-lipped English and a useless ten or Twelve percent green-blooded Blonde Irish that doesn’t show. Like, we’re not really Irish, just A flurry of alleles marked Atlantic European, unmarked by lines Of green and orange and white satin. But Dad plays the Irish whistle, Dawning of the Day, Wild Rover, Some dozen jigs about roses, We’ve got ghillies decaying on The wall and Galway crystal trophies piled on the dresser Drawers—do you know how Many medals you can get for Bouncy hair, lip-sticked smiles, A Trinity Knot-riddled dress? Maybe it’s American-Irish, Muddled traditions like, I only Tried Colcannon last year, Claddagh rings against spray Tans and a couple Eire authors Forgotten on our bookcase. Fake Irish, like we traveled old sod Some seven years ago, Dublin Galway-Killarney like bloody Tourists, a full Irish and live Music at pubs with the photos To prove it. We toured the castles, Graveyards, family crest crap in Gift shops, bought t-shirts with Dancing sheep and clovers and Everything real Irish would howl At, I can wear one with thick wool Sweaters and obnoxiously tell Strangers that I can’t wait to go Home to Sligo, and they might Not know it but I’ll still never be Irish. It’s here and there then, Guinness shirts hanging in Dad’s Closet, the pantry, butter, snack Names and a few novels by Sally Rooney, commercialized Pieces of a culture and drinking Songs stuck in the Toyota's CD Player. I grew up chasing the Rainbows’ ends, smelling Whiskey, reading about the Kildare Pooka like I wasn’t Just barely Irish, like I even Knew the difference between Gaelic and Celtic or that a Sham isn’t a pillowcase. But Then Saint Paddy’s rolls back Around and there’s about fifty Something beer-guzzling Neighbors and relatives with Camp elf ears and pinching fingers, Sonorously butchering folk Songs over corned beef and Cabbage, so I choke down a cut Of the bread and try to blend in: I guess I’m Irish.
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